My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
FUCK WHAT IS THE ANSWER EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME THEY ANSWERED WTF WHO JAS THE STREAM
IT WAS “[UNCOMFORTABLE SQUIRMING AND CHUCKLING ABOUT MECHANICS]”.
BUT CROSS-BREEDING IS CONFIRMED.
I BELIEVE THE LITERAL QUOTE WENT, “SOMETIMES THERE ARE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY SHOULD HAPPEN.”
ALSO I HEARD YOU EXPRESSED LAMENTATION AT MY ABSENCE.
DON’T WORRY, I’M FIXING THAT NEXT YEAR.I’m looking forward to meeting you… and I’m also dying. can’t wait to watch te play by play when I get back to the gooch cave.
- Children's Cartoon Character: *Breathes*
- Tumblr: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME THIS IS A KIDS SHOW
I found the rest of that Mass Effect comic while rifling around in old piles of art, so I figure I should just get over myself and post it. Even though it’s JUST as badly written (and stiff and melodramatic) as I remember! Oh well, it was what it was, and I have enough recent work to feel awkward and embarrassed about that I can probably stand to let this one go.
Even as I was drawing this, I hadn’t decided whether or not I was going to have Shepard die in the end. Either way, I just wanted that damn ending to make sense.
Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum
how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.
Setting boundaries/self preservation <3