More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au
I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.
WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
Why am I not a robot or a cyborg it’s 2014 where is my cybernetic body I feel cheated
no we just hold it in for a week.
That one time Nozaki and Mikorin binge played a dating game and decided the main character should have ended up with his best friend instead.
It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol
it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELJF