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leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

Source: leafyknockouts Via: emukae

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

Source: sanziene Via: azbees

lana:

garrus just learned a fun new game

Source: lana Via: krazykitsune

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

wheeljacker:

Why am I not a robot or a cyborg it’s 2014 where is my cybernetic body I feel cheated

Source: wheeljacker Via: azbees
unplannedchild:

now i know where ill shop for school

unplannedchild:

now i know where ill shop for school

Anonymous asked, "Can girls pee when they're on their periods?"

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

Source: deaththreat Via: shivi-vivi
fullcravings:

GF Cinnamon Roll Cake

fullcravings:

GF Cinnamon Roll Cake

lonelyantics:

That one time Nozaki and Mikorin binge played a dating game and decided the main character should have ended up with his best friend instead.

Source: lonelyantics Via: azbees

goatings:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.

Source: justbriann Via: thren
in-my-mouth:

Blueberry Stuffed French Toast with Coconut Syrup

in-my-mouth:

Blueberry Stuffed French Toast with Coconut Syrup

fullcravings:

Twix Cheesecake Bars on a Stick

fullcravings:

Twix Cheesecake Bars on a Stick

bringtheflood:

mooglewerks:

senorpacman:

POKEMON CRIES.

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELJF

DELELELE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Source: senorpacman Via: azbees

riniochan:

I CANT EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

Source: riniochan Via: interrodang