January 2012
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Time to peace out
I’ll see you all in the new year! It’s been great having you guys follow me, even though we don’t interact much. I must be doing something right if you haven’t unfollowed me by now.
Here’s to a good year.
December 2011
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
bigbigtruck:
shellimouto:
litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
this is awesome
reblogging because anything that would reduce drunk driving is ace in my book
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tags of 2011
a-and then they don’t do anything
b-because everyone loves fart jokes
c-CAN I MAKE LOVE TO IT?
d-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OUR JOHN?
e-eye porn
f-fuck it in the ass
g-give it to me
h-how it feels to die
i-its fucking huge
j-just watch it
k-kinda reminds me of a princess
l-look at that fucking look he’s giving him
m-my parents never loved me
n-no
o-OR WHATEVER YOU’RE GOING...
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No tumblr for four days
bubbowrap:
I don’t know if I’m going to survive.
Tell my friends and family that I love them ;-;
NOOOO! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
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I just can't wait until tomorrow. I'm gonna drink...
I even got a new dress since it’s an alleged “dress fancy” party. With beer pong. Because nothing says classy like beer pong.
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Brushes
artkink:
Texture Brush Tutorial
Custom Brushes Tutorial: SAI
Must be Love: brush pack
Music Notes: brush pack
Music Sheets: bush pack
Plaid: brush pack
Splatter: brush pack
Gorilla Splatter: brush pack
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Last name hungry, first name always.
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j-baggles:
“you need to get something done,” i whisper as i stare blankly and refresh tumblr for the thousandth time
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masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Can someone give me a download link for motivation
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Just had a realization
Record player can mean one of three things. The instrument. A turn table. Or a cassette player.
Jeez. I sometimes hate how confusing the English language can be.
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bubbowrap replied to your chat: Jeremey learns the truth
you spelled my name wrong three different ways seriously now everyone can see how you hurt my feelings way to go >:|
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Jeremey learns the truth
jermeye: would I do something that would turn out bad for you
jermeye: exactly
me: yes
me: you would
jeremeye: aw, whaaaat
Jeremeye: I had no idea you felt that way about me ;-;
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You know
I still can’t wrap my mind around the fact that Liefeld created Deadpool.
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I just had a long convo with someone about...
moephistopheles:
hazamama:
I just wanna say this to everyone:
Do not expect a follow back.
Don’t follow for a follow back.
And most of all: you don’t have to follow people back if they follow you.
Now, this isn’t directed to anyone, but hey, I’ve seen people say “oh well I followed them and they didn’t follow me back” and get hurt. Yeah it sucks. I realize follow backs are...
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A Most Grave Mistake. OR. When Will People Learn...
I never thought to question my cousin when he told me that the yellow snow tasted like lemonade and I should try some.
So, I took a lick.
Now, I may be no lemonade expert, however, I am pretty sure lemonade has never tasted like that.
As always, if you spot a mistake, please let me know. Also, this is not autobiographical in a way, shape, or form.
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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thrillering:
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|ω・）
|･ω･｀) hey
|･ω･｀) you are a baka
|ω・）
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That moment when your parents actually say yes →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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pollariis:
mlabou29:
Dear Scad
All I would like for Christmas is for you to update blackboard for the new quarter.
Thanks
SO I’M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN’T SEE MY COURSES? Thank god. Fucking SCAD.
They always wait until the weekend before classes start. It’s annoying as fuck