The Most Stunning GLaDOS Cosplay You’ve Ever Seen
A FRIEND OF MINE SENT ME A DESK TURRET AND I JUST OPENED IT AND IT’S SO ADORABLE AND I’M FULL OF SQUIGGLES RIGHT NOW.
I love the smell of citrus in the morning.
I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.
Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air
I need this soundtrack! Everybody be sure to leave comments on their youtube page!
DANG, this is kind of amazing
Penn State student builds a fully functional Portal turret
“This is the final project for my Advanced Mechatronics class at Penn State University. The robot is the skeleton of a turret from the game Portal that uses an IP webcam to track a target and fire nerf bullets at them. This is the current state of the robot as of 5/9/12, but I am currently molding a shell for the frame to make it look like the Portal turret, along with improving my code to make the tracking faster.”
KYRA- WE’RE MAKING THESE CAKES FOR THE PORTAL CAKE
GODDAMIT WE ARE GIRL
Video Game of the Day: No lie: Mari0 — StabYourself.net’s long-awaited Super Mario Bros./Portal mashup is finally available for download.
According to the creators, the game is a “complete from-scratch recreation of Super Mario Bros.” integrated with Portal’s puzzle game mechanics.
Why are you still reading words? Go play!
OH MY GOD
“Oh hey! It’s you! To be honest, I never, ever thought I’d see you again. You know, because, the probability of me landing near your location is, well, one in a million. But I’m glad! Little old me is glad that—and you look great, by the way, almost didn’t recognize you without the jumpsuit though. But I am happy, very happy that you’re here.”
pfffzzzt click click [WARNING: core meltdown. 96% sustained damage. Shut down imminent.]
Oh. Oh no no nononononono. Don’t panic. I’m still okay, I’m still alright. Just a little glitch in the system, there’s nothing wrong with me. Okay fine, there’s something wrong—I admit that I look worse than when I first woke you up. But—[WARNING]—okay, okayokayokay. Remember that time when I almost killed you? Alright, not the best way to start I know but, argh, this didn’t sound that bad in my head. Stupid, stupid, moronic me. [WARNING]
All I wanted to say was that I’m so sor-zzzzkrwkkpatireri [WARNING]